Achievements
The King is here and the round is ending soon, so all TC players are formally called to come pay their tribute (and their taxes).
First of all, even a king has friends, so the first words go to them: thank you for the loyalty you have helped me to built over these years. This is priceless and rare, nowadays. Shortly, because im a man of actions: after over a year not playing I came back last rr to win consecutively, not one, but 2 golden skulls. At the same time, it was also possible to prove a point: many players started to think that elitethecrimsBR was unbeatable - they were wrong. Similarly, this rr, many of you started to think Stryker was also unbeatable. They are correct * #TheLivingLegend: - 17 massive achievments (10 skulls and 7 cups); - 5 golden skulls; - All Skulls, All trophies, All medals, Most achievments; - Leader of the best team ever: TheBestHunters (most skulls, most top inters, most top gangs). _______________________________________________________________________________________________ 1 - When he was 10 years old, Stryker decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house. 2 - Stryker lost his virginity even before his parents. 3 - Stryker helped the nurses when he was born. 4 - When Stryker was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 5- When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Stryker. 6 - Oxygen needs Stryker to survive. 7 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Stryker. 8 - One day Stryker missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday. 9 - One day Stryker arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early. 10. Stryker can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade ever. 11. Stryker has been to Mars...thats why there are no signs of life there. 12. Death once had a near-Stryker experience. 13. Pushups are for pussys, Stryker pushes the earth. 14. When stryker slices onions...onions cry. 15. When Stryker left for college he told his father: "You're the man of the house now". 16. Once, while playing TheCrims, Stryker accidentaly threw a grenade and killed 50 people...and then the grenade exploded. To Finish, i will kindly give you 2 tips as a Christmans present: 1st if n3nd plays and you wana beat him: call Stryker 2nd: if Stryker plays and you wanna beat him: don't play. The legend is going again to hibernate in his deep sleep *  |
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